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  2. You’re right, it would be really hard for me to eat breakfast if I was laughing the whole time.

     
     
  3. heaven is for eels

     

  4. Holy Shit, You Gotta Read This Blog Post!

    Earlier today, a 25-year-old with virtually no real-world experience dropped a MASSIVE TRUTH BOMB on an organization with a shaky reputation among internet users aged 18-35.

     

  5. "I DON’T HATE CHINESE PEOPLE, I JUST THINK THAT BEING CHINESE IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE" is also what you sound like.

     

  6. "I DON’T LIKE CHINESE PEOPLE BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID I READ A BOOK THAT SAYS CHINESE PEOPLE ARE SHITTY" is exactly what you sound like.

     
  7. OH SHIT Y’ALL remember how after Newtown a bunch of gun owners got harassed, assaulted and murdered just because they owned guns? That is a thing that happened!

     
  8. I want to say something clever but this video makes me want to just yell forever so you guys say something clever instead please.

     
     

  9. UPDATE: They are not getting that church cleaned

    1. Wrong Number: Do i take this as a yes <*~Phil. 3:14~*>
     

  10. I hope they can get that church cleaned

    1. Wrong Number: Do u wanna clean every monday till school gets out? <*~Phil. 3:14~*>
    2. Me: That sounds RETARDED <*~Jeff 420:69*~>