1. heaven is for eels

     

  2. Holy Shit, You Gotta Read This Blog Post!

    Earlier today, a 25-year-old with virtually no real-world experience dropped a MASSIVE TRUTH BOMB on an organization with a shaky reputation among internet users aged 18-35.

     

  3. "I DON’T HATE CHINESE PEOPLE, I JUST THINK THAT BEING CHINESE IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE" is also what you sound like.

     

  4. "I DON’T LIKE CHINESE PEOPLE BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID I READ A BOOK THAT SAYS CHINESE PEOPLE ARE SHITTY" is exactly what you sound like.

     
  5. OH SHIT Y’ALL remember how after Newtown a bunch of gun owners got harassed, assaulted and murdered just because they owned guns? That is a thing that happened!

     
  6. I want to say something clever but this video makes me want to just yell forever so you guys say something clever instead please.

     
     

  7. UPDATE: They are not getting that church cleaned

    1. Wrong Number: Do i take this as a yes <*~Phil. 3:14~*>
     

  8. I hope they can get that church cleaned

    1. Wrong Number: Do u wanna clean every monday till school gets out? <*~Phil. 3:14~*>
    2. Me: That sounds RETARDED <*~Jeff 420:69*~>
     
  9. slaneofthought:

    MIRROR MYSTERY- Can you figure out the mystery movie mirrored in this photo I took with my laptop because my I can’t find my iPhone??? (HINT: This is the 4th time I’m watching it this month.) 

    ¡¿¡ʇɐɔ buıʞןɐʇ ɐ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

    If you eliminate 30+ minutes where characters are JUST WALKING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER you could pass A Talking Cat!?! off as the worst episode of Fringe ever.

     
  10. cracked:

    5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions

    #2. Daryl Hall Is a Warlock

    Remember when your crazy evangelical mom threw all of your albums into a bonfire because they were “the devil’s music”? Was there any Hall & Oates up in there? No? You still had that copy of Private Eyes collecting dust on the shelf? That’s probably because Daryl Hall’s black magic wanted it that way.

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    Hey guys, my friend Jake wrote this. Please read it, or at least click on the link and pretend you did.