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Mon Jul 6

Stay Cool This Summer Tip #1

Before you put your shirt on for the day, stick it in the freezer for a few minutes.
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kevinslane: not-ean: theduty: one of these things is not like the other… oh snap! This was a huge scandal at our school at the time. It still pops up in my Law classes from time to time, and is always pretty hilarious to re-examine. Not sure what’s worse: that the black guy was photoshopped in, or that he looks like he’s going to eat those two girls.

kevinslane:

not-ean:

theduty:

one of these things is not like the other…

oh snap!

This was a huge scandal at our school at the time. It still pops up in my Law classes from time to time, and is always pretty hilarious to re-examine.

Not sure what’s worse: that the black guy was photoshopped in, or that he looks like he’s going to eat those two girls.
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MPTM: fuckyeahcardiovascularsystem edition Hey, you know that system that pumps blood through your body and is essential to human life? Guess who’s more popular than that shit: THIS MOTHAFUCKA. Suck it, heart, arteries, veins and capillaries!

MPTM: fuckyeahcardiovascularsystem edition

Hey, you know that system that pumps blood through your body and is essential to human life? Guess who’s more popular than that shit: THIS MOTHAFUCKA.

Suck it, heart, arteries, veins and capillaries!

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“ Zed! I can be Agent M! Michael Jackson, Men in Black II (aka FIFTH OR SIXTH BEST MOVIE EVER)
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“ I fly…I’m pilot. Randy Quaid, Independence Day (aka BEST MOVIE EVER)
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Sun Jul 5

Say Hello to Underachieving

not-ean:

The well-paying summer jobs that in previous years seemed like a birthright have grown scarce, and pre-professional internships are disappearing as companies cut back across the board. Recession-strapped parents don’t always have the means or will to bankroll starter apartments or art tours of Tuscany.

So many college students and recent graduates are heading to where they least expected: back home, and facing an unfamiliar prospect: downtime, maybe too much of it. To a high-achieving generation whose schedules were once crammed with extracurricular activities meant to propel them into college, it feels like an empty summer — eerie, and a bit scary.
via

well you can always work the street

Or you can intern on the streets! If you don’t get paid, you can’t get STDs, right? RIGHT?
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BREAKING NEWS

kevinslane:

tristn:

megalomaniac:

the word “llama” looks like a llama

*head explodes*

the word “dog” looks like a dog sitting on a chair with its tail curled below.
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not-ean: 9gag: Spanish Lesson about Computer’s Gender IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE MEN ARE DUMB AND WOMEN ARE COMPLICATED AND HIGH-MAINTENANCE! TELL ANOTHER JOKE!!

not-ean:

9gag:

Spanish Lesson about Computer’s Gender
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE MEN ARE DUMB AND WOMEN ARE COMPLICATED AND HIGH-MAINTENANCE! TELL ANOTHER JOKE!!
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danieleric:

I got my first speeding ticket today. I was going 82. Dammit.
Was that 82 through a 75 or 82 through a kids’ street hockey game?
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