Two questions about the Tim Tebow Super Bowl ad that no one is asking but should be asking
1) Why is Tim Tebow tackling anyone? He’s a quarterback*.
2) Why, after being forcefully tackled by a full-grown man, does Tebow’s mom pop back up in a way that is neither funny (which it could have been) nor realistic (which it should have been)?
Clearly the director of this commercial is not a broadcasting professional, but more likely a preacher who took a TV production class in college. Also, he’s a “funny” preacher.
*was a quarterback.
According to the last 30 seconds of my life, if I think about someone, they will walk into the room 25 seconds later.
New Project: Find out someone else's Twitter password so I can get my Tumblr posts published on their Twitter page, with them having no way of stopping it.
Brick - Ben Folds Five
This is the saddest song you have ever heard in your life, and that’s before you find out it’s about Ben Folds taking his high school girlfriend to get an abortion.
364 Days of the Biggest Fairweather Fans of All Time
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And that’s saying a lot when you remember how fairweather the Patriots fans were from about 2003-2007. At least they don’t have a stupid saying or anything. Wait. They do? Fuck.
As a Colts fan, the only thing worse than watching that game surrounded by Saints fans was watching it surrounded by bandwagon Saints fans who think that a hurricane five years ago = they deserve to win it, which is what I had to do.
Also, how come no one has this same discussion about the Hornets in April?
Who the fuck onside kicks to start the half?
I found this pretty cool new band, you guys should check them out. They have a lot of lyrical depth, I see a little Belle and Sebastian, maybe some Pink Floyd in their choice of music and various sound layering. Really good, really inspired work.
I got bored and decided to express myself, xkcd-style.
No matter how many times I watch District 9 (it’s up to three now), I will never not wince at this scene.
