Trollin’ down the river…
I know I’m about 10 years behind, but holy shit, you guys, what a fantastic show this is/was. I know Penn Jillette comes off as boisterous and obnoxious to a lot of people, but he’s always fascinated me. He’s one of the more interesting people in Hollywood (if you have an hour to kill, listen to the WTF with Penn, and if you have another hour to kill, listen to the Nerdist episode featuring Penn) and his main message is, “just fucking love everybody.” That message comes through brilliantly in this show.
Hey guys, since I can’t make decisions on my own, which of these t-shirts should I spend $9 (plus shipping and handling) on?
Side note: To give the illusion that I CAN make decisions on my own, I’ll be buying the shirt that gets the second-most votes.
So this happened
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: or heath care
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: you're not listening are you
- Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
- Republican candidates: GASP
- Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
- Debate moderator:
- Americans:
- Bill Clinton:
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Listen to the latest WTF episode…it’s beautiful.
My friend Todd. A great human.
Listened to this last night. Really great. I highly recommend.
Todd Glass is one of my all-time favorite comedians and all-time favorite people. Listening to him open up about something he’s kept hidden for almost his entire life—I could not stop smiling the entire episode. He sounds so much fucking happier now.
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Selecting the perfect sex partner for Flavor Flav is pointless because hobgoblins don’t care how pretty their meat is, so long as it screams when they bite it.
So much cooler than the New Year’s Eve poster, I’m sure.
Well, of course it’s cooler—it’s slanty!
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Sometimes Twitter just gets me.
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For Science of the Day: A rare Scaptia (Plinthina) horse fly, which has gone unnamed since being discovered in 1981, shall henceforth be known as Scaptia (Plinthina) beyoncae in honor of world-renowned recording artist Beyoncé.
Why? Researcher Bryan Lessard of CSIRO’s Australian National Insect Collection says he felt the fly’s gold-colored abdomen made it “the all time diva of flies.”
“It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly’s abdomen that led me to name this fly in honour of the performer Beyoncé,” Lessard said, “as well as giving me the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy - the naming of species.”
[nzherald / ninemsn.]
The fun side of taxonomy.](http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/adamhrabik/15747013831/1/tumblr_lxpn1yB2oD1qzpwi0)
For Science of the Day: A rare Scaptia (Plinthina) horse fly, which has gone unnamed since being discovered in 1981, shall henceforth be known as Scaptia (Plinthina) beyoncae in honor of world-renowned recording artist Beyoncé.
Why? Researcher Bryan Lessard of CSIRO’s Australian National Insect Collection says he felt the fly’s gold-colored abdomen made it “the all time diva of flies.”
“It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly’s abdomen that led me to name this fly in honour of the performer Beyoncé,” Lessard said, “as well as giving me the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy - the naming of species.”
The fun side of taxonomy.
Source: thedailywhat
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