This is the Best Thing: Archive

Feb 3rd

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Sorry to ruin everyone's life but

welcometothisblogbitch: That Donnie Darko account had already deleted the offending post before I had a chance to look. It must have been pretty controversial though. Maybe something about this. S. Darko is like if they waited until tomorrow to make a fourth Godfather film, and the protagonist was a recently decapitated horse.

Feb 1st

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 23rd

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So this happened

Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs 
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
Americans: or heath care
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: you're not listening are you
Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
Republican candidates: GASP
Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
Debate moderator: 
Americans: 
Bill Clinton: 

Jan 21st

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Jan 17th

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“Selecting the perfect sex partner for Flavor Flav is pointless because...”

– Seanbaby

Jan 16th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 8th

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Santorum: I Didn’t Say “Black People,” I Said... →

verboss: Santorum defended his tongue-slip on FOX News Channel’s “The O’Reilly Factor,” saying: “I looked at that, and I didn’t say that. If you look at it, what I started to say is a word and then sort of changed and it sort of — blah — came out. And people said I said ‘black.’ I didn’t. And I can tell you, I don’t use — I don’t — first off, I don’t use the term ‘black’ very often. I use the...

Jan 6th

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Dec 27th

Dec 13th

Who watches the Watchmen?

fittythebone: This guy right here. On BluRay. With jalapeño poppers. “Runtime is 162 minutes, but it takes me 173 minutes because I have to keep playing the credits sequence over until I’m finished masturbating.” -The Internet

Dec 12th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 1st

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 13th

Paterno's law team to use loopholes →

Hi! Are you not completely disgusted right now? Well, read this article! Now you are disgusted with people! I’m going to go drink.

Nov 13th

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...

Nov 12th

Watch

esoterrorism: Jon Stewart on Penn State The best part about this is that Stewart, while being funny, isn’t trying to make jokes. He’s just emphasizing the horror of this story in the way that Stewart does, wherein you have to either laugh at what he’s presented, or cry at it.

Nov 11th

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