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My Thoughts While Watching Transformers...

- So…the Transformers were the aliens that visited the Egyptians and created human...

Jul 2nd

THE GREATEST INTERNET JOKE - Download IE8 and...

Jul 1st

So apparently Billy Mays was on The...

At least they didn’t Bill Hicks-atize his last television appearance.

Jun 30th

menstrom: jeffrubinjeffrubin: Big fan of this new...

Jun 30th

Gorman: is that possible?
Gorman: A gay JEW?!
Me: what do you think Jesus was?
Gorman: A transvestite

Jun 29th

In the past week and a half...

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, two kids I went to high school with (car...

Jun 29th

REPORT: Fawcett Family to Sue Jackson...

Jun 26th

“…crediting doesn’t really matter. But for the greatest band...”
— Josh Mohrer on the fact that...

Jun 26th

thomasmurray: I’m calling it right now: Michael Jackson faked his own death, Dino Spumoni...

Jun 26th

Jeff Just Stumbled Across These Old CH...

jennifermorris: rickyv: “The ability to reason is all that separates man from the animals.”...

Jun 23rd

“In every episode of Happy Days, Arthur Fonzarelli was...”
— Chuck Klosterman Sex, Drugs...

Jun 22nd

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mattgorman: menstrom: Here it is, the answer to this question. The trick to most probability...

Jun 19th

I'm having a little trouble

danieleric: What was the hardly working where Ricky starts off the video by saying “if you’re going...

Jun 19th

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I’m not sure why I find this video so unintentionally hilarious. It’s one of four...

Jun 17th

welcometothisblogbitch: menstrom: Applebee’s? Four...

Jun 16th

TV Shows I Watch in a Week

Monday Weeds The Daily Show The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Tuesday The Daily Show...

Jun 16th

Just had an Unwich at Jimmy John’s for the first time....

Jun 16th

The thing I missed most when I was in...

danieleric: Mexican food. Without a doubt. Oh wait I guess my girlfriend as well. You just...

Jun 15th

danieleric: not-ean: james dean. This man never looks...

Jun 12th

So earlier this week I had a dream that I met my illegitimate child. I assumed that would be the...

Jun 11th

Foolproof way to get a girl to have sex with...

Jun 11th

robhuebel: I’m pretty sure Raccoons can’t talk or write or...

Jun 11th

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One thing the Discovery Channel excels at is hiring funny comedians to host their shows. One thing...

Jun 9th

Local Blogger Finds Self Witty and Amusing;...

Jun 9th

I've decided that my new goal in life is...

My current favorite is “back passage”, which means “the rectum”.

Jun 9th

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Based on Tim Allen’s IMDB, I think it’s safe to say he’s as excited for Toy Story...

Jun 8th

Patton Oswalt on The Tonight Show

Jun 8th

mattgorman: This comic explores the themes of psychosis and...

Jun 8th

“3. Don’t get too excited when you read the Fountainhead.”
— Eugene Mirman Lexington High...

Jun 8th

I get pretty stoked whenever the show I’m watching on Hulu is sponsored by something I might...

Jun 5th

Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of...

Jun 4th

25 And Over

Jun 4th

TWITTER TRACKER TWITTER TRACKER TWITTER...

Jun 3rd

“A recent study by researchers at the University of...”
— These kids need a fucking dose...

Jun 2nd

Can we calm down about Tumblarity please

dwineman: It’s a very simple algorithm: Start at zero. For each “like” or “reblog” you’ve...

Jun 2nd

“The Resistance” is due out in September. I...

Jun 2nd

Good News/Bad News

Good News: Someone commented on my YouTube standup video and said I was “funny”. Bad...

Jun 2nd

Bloodsport was on in the bar I did standup at tonight. This...

Jun 2nd

“Mothafucka get the fuck away from my mothafuckin’ car...”
— Crazy bitch yelling at a tow...

Jun 2nd

lickystickypickyme: A zebroid (also zebra mule and zebrule)...

Jun 1st

“I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least, I...”
— Elliot Reid I’m going...

Jun 1st

So, despite the fact that it’s probably not going to be a great movie in terms of character...

Jun 1st

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thomasmurray: Bruno at the MTV Movie Awards You see, you don’t have to watch hours of mind...

Jun 1st