frictionlesssuperfeet:
The Today Show is trying to get...
Jul 31st
(via morebetter)
HORSESHIT
Jul 31st
welcometothisblogbitch:
“Were you mad that the marketing...
Jul 31st
Steroids & Hypocrisy
mattgorman: conorjames: jheath: leeleeleelee: krisitay: sportscentr: Red Sox fans spent...
Jul 30th
FMyLife.com shown here, hitting up the Jackass guys at the...
Jul 30th
I came.
Jul 30th
Jul 29th
Wish Me Luck
I just cancelled my current bank card so they could order me a new one (the old one was about to...
Jul 29th
justbeprettybutnaive:
LOLOL DED
YOU’RE the idiot. ...
Jul 29th
frictionlesssuperfeet:
mattgorman:
Reason #345 that I...
Jul 28th
NotAlwaysRight.com is my new favorite...
Me: “Good afternoon, I’m from [collections agency]. Is **** available to speak?” Young girl:...
Jul 27th
(via loveyourchaos)
I think the best part of this is that...
Jul 26th
Ways in which love is like breathing...
kborin: Often, it happens when you’re not even thinking about it. It can pump you up or calm...
Jul 26th
bringtheruckuss:
evidently
people have
been trying to
...
Jul 26th
kevinslane:
Sorry if I ruffle the feathers of you...
Jul 25th
thegoodlyfe:
awesome
Never steal from a superhero’s...
Jul 24th
Harry Potter Fan Commits Suicide After...
ninjanikki: After learning a plot spoiler for the upcoming Harry Potter and the Half-Blood...
Jul 23rd
“Trust me, I’d love to stop acting like a little whiny...”
— My favorite quote from...
— My favorite quote from...
Jul 23rd
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mattgorman:
thegrammarnazi:
“The The Impotence of Proofreading” by Taylor Mali
I wouldn’t be...
Jul 23rd
jheath:
suicideblonde:
24freedinners:hunsonisgroovy:
...
Jul 22nd
Reason #461 Why I'm Glad to be a Vegetarian...
Jul 22nd
not-ean:
thedailywhat:
Jeff Koterba.
Jeff Koterba is...
Jul 22nd
jennifermorris:
Weeds hasn’t been funny in like forever but...
Jul 22nd
Orifice 2007
menstrom: I try not to be the kind of person who bitches and moans when something I use changes....
Jul 21st
My shitty car destroys large mammals,...
I just hit my first deer tonight which, since I live in Nebraska, is a pretty remarkable length of...
Jul 21st
Beastie Boys' MCA has cancer
Jul 20th
Just about 3 people are born every...
(via fuckyeahfacts) So three people were born while I typed the words “gay poop face”. ...
Jul 20th
The Land Before Time is on HBO!!!
jheath: scarlson09: jheath: how did this movie not make me cry as a child? cause i find it...
Jul 20th
brettjohn:
I have no words for this statement…
I’m...
Jul 20th
(via redsuspenders)
YOU CHUT UP
Jul 20th
i wish i didn't deliver pizza for 4...
jheath: …cause that pizza guy was kind of a dick, yet i was still compelled to tip insanely well...
Jul 20th
Going to sleep for the first time since 10 a.m. yesterday. Fuck.
Jul 19th
mattgorman:
Finally she found someone who didn’t care...
Jul 17th
The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Work...
Jul 17th
If a turtle ever got the chance, he'd...
mattgorman: We knew violent behavior like this would result if we let our turtle children watch...
Jul 17th
jheath:
cosmicpower:
The Saturn V carrying Apollo 11...
Jul 16th
fittythebone:
dangurewitch:
Hung out with LFO today. We...
Jul 16th
leeleeleelee:
*head explodes*
Answer: Put poison in its...
Jul 16th
Emmy Nominees Announced
Jul 16th
So Sherlock Holmes looks to be about the...
Agree/disagree (esp. Armond White)?
Jul 16th
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not-ean:
Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me (via topota2012)
EPIC
FAIL
Jul 16th
“I know what you mean Armond. All I want for Christmas is a...”
— My (public) comment on Armond...
— My (public) comment on Armond...
Jul 15th
mattgorman:
frictionlesssuperfeet:
not-ean:
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Jul 15th
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welcometothisblogbitch:
WoW Kid’s post-freakout freakout. I’m not even...
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
frictionlesssuperfeet:
So this happened to me somehow.
I...
Jul 14th
mattgorman:
HA!
Chainsawsuit
I laughed.
Jul 14th
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conorjames:
owenparsons:
benjoseph:
Is there really a difference between brilliant alternative...
Jul 13th
Report: NKorea's Kim Has Pancreatic Cancer
Jul 13th
not-ean:
kevinslane:
This is going to seem strange, but...
Jul 13th
Second-favorite SMBC.
Jul 13th
Don't be frightened
not-ean: mattgorman: I decided to change my little profile picture, because this one conveys...
Jul 13th
My favorite SMBC.
Jul 12th
fuckyeahtattoos:
A lock and key on two different people,...
Jul 12th
(via fuckyeah4chan)
I just spent like an hour on...
Jul 11th
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leeleeleelee:
(via: jheath:not-ean)
Follow-up: It’s fake.
Follow-up follow-up: Nobody was...
Jul 10th
(via mattgorman)
Fuck you, Gorman.
Seriously, though, that...
Jul 10th
(via juliasegal)
With enough of one, you don’t need...
Jul 10th
And boom goes the Tumblrite
kevinslane: I reblogged something, probably my 5th post of the day, and went from 378 to 237....
Jul 10th
kevinslane:
Wow, two people who are wildly more successful...
Jul 10th
robhuebel:
The scientific explanation of why raves are so...
Jul 10th
welcometothisblogbitch:
Craption is in the lead so far...
Jul 9th
“Sometimes when a woman eats too many thermometers during...”
— Seanbaby, in this week’s...
— Seanbaby, in this week’s...
Jul 9th
mattgorman:
thedailywhat:
Esoteric Comic / Ironic Sans.
...
Jul 9th
Man dies at chocolate factory
Jul 9th
(via fuckyeah4chan)
Sexy.
Jul 9th
14 skills all men should possess.
Jul 8th
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Eugene Mirman always wins.
“THIS FETUS NEVER LEARNED SKYPE!”
Jul 8th
kborin:
GPOYW - “the internet is the only thing keeping...
Jul 8th
Woman Kills 25 lb Fawn with Shovel in "Self...
Jul 8th
not-ean:
frictionlesssuperfeet:
GPOYW - Petting a...
Jul 8th
jennifermorris:
shark attack wetsuits
If he gets ripped...
Jul 8th
not-ean:
bertwins:
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Jul 7th
Sarah Palin gives a reason for quitting:...
Jul 7th
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paulscheer:
A trailer for BIG FAN, Patton Oswalt’s new movie.
This looks awesome.
Words...
Jul 7th
jennifermorris:
davidfuternick:
Always Sunny New Season...
Jul 7th
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Good boy, Bubba!
Favorite two comments on this video:
“This man and his dog are painfully...
Jul 7th
inothernews:
Your Daily Heidi.
Somebody please kill her...
Jul 7th
thedailywhat:
Tee of the Day: “A Very Naughty Bear” by...
Jul 7th
lickystickypickyme:
“Constuction of the Hoover Dam Bypass...
Jul 7th
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frictionlesssuperfeet:
welcometothisblogbitch:
I swear to blog, Diablo Cody has never heard a...
Jul 7th
Stay Cool This Summer Tip #1
Before you put your shirt on for the day, stick it in the freezer for a few minutes.
Jul 6th
kevinslane:
not-ean:
theduty:
one of these things is...
Jul 6th
MPTM: fuckyeahcardiovascularsystem edition
Hey, you know...
Jul 6th
“Zed! I can be Agent M!”
— Michael Jackson, Men in Black...
— Michael Jackson, Men in Black...
Jul 6th
Haaaaaaaaaa.
Jul 6th
“I fly…I’m pilot.”
— Randy Quaid, Independence Day...
— Randy Quaid, Independence Day...
Jul 6th
Say Hello to Underachieving
not-ean: The well-paying summer jobs that in previous years seemed like a birthright have grown...
Jul 6th
BREAKING NEWS
kevinslane: tristn: megalomaniac: the word “llama” looks like a llama *head explodes* the...
Jul 6th
not-ean:
9gag:
Spanish Lesson about Computer’s...
Jul 6th
danieleric:
I got my first speeding ticket today. I was going 82. Dammit.
Was that 82 through a...
Jul 6th
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kevinslane:
Ok, I lied. I do love my country, but I love satirizing it too, so I had to post this...
Jul 4th
Transformers 2 Cracked Article
Jul 3rd
“You may feel “stupid” for picking up a small paper (a...”
— K-Slane (via jennifermorris)...
— K-Slane (via jennifermorris)...
Jul 3rd
As a regular watcher of Weeds, I have to say that Shane Botwin has gone from probably my least...
Jul 3rd
I'd also like to know how to add a...
chhastakenovermyfreakylife: Lisa alright whore how do i make the reblogging more clear with the...
Jul 3rd
Sorry about that
mattgorman: I normally hate reblog convos, but I couldn’t resist. Don’t let this affect your...
Jul 3rd
So I've been drinking...
mattgorman: chhastakenovermyfreakylife: danieleric: chhastakenovermyfreakylife: ...
Jul 3rd
So I've been drinking...
mattgorman: chhastakenovermyfreakylife: danieleric: mattgorman: danieleric: ...
Jul 3rd
I just finished watching the last two...
mattgorman: I know I’m behind, but what happened to The Office? It used to not be a boring cliche...
Jul 3rd
So my dad is really into barbecue. It’s good in the sense that the food is delicious. ...
Jul 3rd
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DO NOT ask me why I enjoyed this so much. Just know that I did.
Jul 2nd
somethingintellectual:
OBAMA So fly.
This...
Jul 2nd
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danieleric:
welcometothisblogbitch:
Though seemingly aimed at Pixar, this also covers an entire...
Jul 2nd
Listen
Interpol - Pioneer to the Falls
Jul 2nd
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Apparently there was a Cheech and Chong roast a while ago. Anyways, skip to 2:20 to see Greg...
Jul 2nd
(via sumfight)
DNE
Jul 2nd
My Thoughts While Watching Transformers...
- So…the Transformers were the aliens that visited the Egyptians and created human...
Jul 2nd
THE GREATEST INTERNET JOKE - Download IE8 and...
Jul 1st