February 2010
37 posts
Attention please
This was a Twitter post I made back in April:
This was a Twitter post Gorman made a day ago:
That’s right, everyone. I beat Gorman to a joke (a joke about bad jokes, nonetheless) by no less than 9 months. Children have been conceived and brought into this world in that amount of time. Think about that.
That is all.
Kings of Leon still makes horrible music.
irishmexi:
(via notthatkindagay)
I could not disagree more. And to prove my point, I’ll use more than the opinion I maintain that Kings of Leon is good, I’ll use science. I call it The U.K. Taste-Tester Theory. The theory is that bands that become popular in England before the U.S. are inherently good.
Examples:
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
The Who
Pink Floyd
The Clash
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January 2010
41 posts
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azzman:
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“‘Human Target’ is like James Bond on adrenaline!”
– Fox promo
Isn’t James Bond like James Bond on adrenaline?
(via welcometothisblogbitch)
Not always.
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Turns out "Bruised" by Jack's Mannequin is not...
Or is it?
Grammar pet peeve #256
mattgorman:
Stop using “cause” as an abbreviation for “because.” “Cause” is a separate word with a different (albeit similar) meaning, the main difference being that it is a verb/noun and “because” is a conjunction. For example, if you are the cause (n.) of something, it’s because (conj.) you caused (v.) it to happen. If you feel the need to write the way people talk, add an apostrophe to the...
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“Me and Sam actually leave around like 4:00…we’d been here since...”
– Ronnie doesn’t know math.
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Watchtomorrowonlyknows:
soupsoup:
steveagee:
The origin of “Coco.” Some people are complaining about everyone calling Conan “Coco.” Here’s the sketch where the name “Coco” was first introduced.
I thought Tom Hanks started it? Or maybe he’s just the one that made it a thing … I don’t remember. But oh well, this sketch is hilarious.
Bro’s a no-no for CoCo. Everyone knows this.
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So someone from my old high school (population
I don’t know what’s sadder, that this exists or that people I know are actually talking about it.
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Between Haiti and Conan, Michael C. Hall picked a... →
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DID YOU KNOW...
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Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Do ‘Tonight Show’... →
irishmexi:
notthatkindagay:
I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David...
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Some of you have been bemoaning the absence of Shocked Fish, my once-semi-popular webcomic. While I cannot give an exact date for its return, I promise it will (maybe). In the meantime, let me assure you that my imagination has not gone inexplored, nor my mediocre drawing talent gone untapped. Below are eleven entirely and purposefully nonsensical drawings I have made during downtime at work. ...
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sharingtime:
comedycentral:
We’ve learned Jay’s 10:00 PM show will go on hiatus February 1. After the Olympics, Jay will take back his 11:30 PM time slot. What has not been decided — whether Jay’s show will be a half hour, followed by Conan, or whether Jay’s show will be an hour and NBC says sayonara to Mr. O’Brien.
NBC Shakeup — Jay Leno Comes Out on Top | TMZ.com
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leeleeleelee asked: Update your other blog, asshole.
Ask me something clever! HA! That WAS clever! →
This is a real thing. →
Excuse me while I attempt to create a fake profile.
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"Awww, he thinks he's people"
mattgorman:
Is not appropriate to say about someone with dissociative identity disorder.
Or about someone with Asperger’s.
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Everyone who follows me should like this post.