February 2011
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Faux-losophy
Why is income not the opposite of outcome?
Feb 1st
January 2011
29 posts
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Jan 31st
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I MET A CELEBRITY TODAY
That’s right, I met the reporter who got scared by a lizard.  He was in our studio today as a PR guy for some fitness trainer. Side note: Turns out he’s kind of a creep.  Go figure.
Jan 28th
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Right now, for reasons I can't fully explain, I'm...
It’s my favorite movie that starts out with a dinosaur attack brought on by parental neglect.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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ListenThe Section Quartet - Time Is Running Out ...
Jan 25th
slaneofthought: passthemike: mattgorman: passthemike: I’m going to make a rom-com about two mature adults with their heads on straight, who know how to handle a real adult relationship. It would be the first of it’s kind. Too unrealistic and unrelatable.  I know. No one will watch it. There will be no drama. They will just solve their problems like reasonable people. Can there still...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Downside of taking a freshman-level class as a...
The assignments are made for retarded people. Example “Write a summary of [news article].  Include main idea of article, the three most important points, and the three most important terms.” What words are the most important?  Not what words are most illustrative, but which are more important.  ANY WORD IS ELIGIBLE, and you don’t even have to explain why you think it’s...
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Parks and Recreation took me about an hour to...
I’m so fucking glad this show is back.
Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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mattgorman asked: If we are the same person, then what shape is the birthmark on my left testicle?
Jan 19th
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The upside to taking a freshman-level class to...
SUPER EASY CREDITS, YO! The downside: Your teacher will be some doctorate student who will be all kinds of condescending because he doesn’t know how to talk to non-doctorate students without talking to them like they are 4-year-olds. Your teacher will be three years older than you, while most of the students around you are five years younger.  This will make you feel miserably...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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The Radiopants Dance: Adult-Aged Children →
slaneofthought: codyjohnston: I didn’t watch the Golden Globes because I have no interest in caring, but I did just catch some recaps, because I guess it’s something people care about. Apparently people were mad about Ricky Gervais’ funny jokes? Robert Downey Jr called the night “hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister… I wasn’t going to say anything about the Globes this year, because a...
Jan 17th
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I currently have an unpaid internship at a TV station for their morning show.  Most days I do menial tasks and write soul-sucking introductions for boring guests. Some days I get to play with Basset hounds.
Jan 14th
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Best photo ever
rocketgizmo: thisismylastpost: I wouldn’t like this to happen to me! Such a ton of stupid loving meat! kiraraedrimn: Reminds me of those wordless children’s books about a dog named carl and a baby named baby. Anyone remember them? This is disgustingly cute and I hate it.
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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The Arrested Development Movie Is a Lousy Idea and... →
adamfrucci: Not to piss on everyone’s campfires here, but have all you people foaming at the mouth for an Arrested Development movie actually thought about this? Because it’s a terrible idea. I’ve always secretly thought this, but I’ve been too afraid to say anything out loud on the internet becOH GOD FANBEAR ATTACK!!!
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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My grandpa fought in World War II, but I hope he lives long enough to die in World War III.
Jan 5th