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May 24

Why are “glass-half-full” people considered optimists?

Example

Pessimist: That glass is almost empty!

Optimist: No, it’s not. It’s only half-empty!

Example 2

Optimist: This glass is almost full!

Pessimist: No, it’s only half-full.

Optimist: At least 9/11 taught us how vulnerable we are and how blindly reactive we can become as a society!

May 23

RIAA claims Limewire owes it $72 trillion - The AV Club -

Why does the RIAA have any credibility left at all?

May 09

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Apr 27

Watching the Law & Order episode of Community is the closest I’ll ever come to knowing what a female orgasm feels like.

Apr 09

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Apr 05

bestrooftalkever: jhermann: synecdoche: photographer. professional wrestler. sports executive.  Allison.

bestrooftalkever:

jhermann:

synecdoche:

photographer.

professional wrestler.

sports executive. 

Allison.

(Source: brendangerous)

Apr 03

epic4chan: super great: Stair slides in downtown Omaha  画

epic4chan:

super great:

Stair slides in downtown Omaha  画

Apr 02

cockenblog: tylercoates: I didn’t know how great life can be until I discovered that horses can get fat. What he said. Sick of Hollywood teling us that all hroses have impossible bodies made of 100% percent of muscle. THIS IS WAHT A REAL HOERS LOOKS LIKE.

cockenblog:

tylercoates:

I didn’t know how great life can be until I discovered that horses can get fat.

What he said.

Sick of Hollywood teling us that all hroses have impossible bodies made of 100% percent of muscle. THIS IS WAHT A REAL HOERS LOOKS LIKE.

Apr 01

The West Wing

Mar 30

So I guess add me to the short list of people who have actually passed a field sobriety test.

And a BIG THANK YOU to the tow truck driver who totally fucked my car by merging directly into me.