Cool Thing, Guy

May 28

Holy Shit, You Gotta Read This Blog Post!

Earlier today, a 25-year-old with virtually no real-world experience dropped a MASSIVE TRUTH BOMB on an organization with a shaky reputation among internet users aged 18-35.

Apr 30

"I DON’T HATE CHINESE PEOPLE, I JUST THINK THAT BEING CHINESE IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE" is also what you sound like.

"I DON’T LIKE CHINESE PEOPLE BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID I READ A BOOK THAT SAYS CHINESE PEOPLE ARE SHITTY" is exactly what you sound like.

Apr 25

OH SHIT Y’ALL remember how after Newtown a bunch of gun owners got harassed, assaulted and murdered just because they owned guns? That is a thing that happened!

OH SHIT Y’ALL remember how after Newtown a bunch of gun owners got harassed, assaulted and murdered just because they owned guns? That is a thing that happened!

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Apr 24

UPDATE: They are not getting that church cleaned

I hope they can get that church cleaned

Apr 13

slaneofthought:

MIRROR MYSTERY- Can you figure out the mystery movie mirrored in this photo I took with my laptop because my I can’t find my iPhone??? (HINT: This is the 4th time I’m watching it this month.) 
¡¿¡ʇɐɔ buıʞןɐʇ ɐ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

If you eliminate 30+ minutes where characters are JUST WALKING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER you could pass A Talking Cat!?! off as the worst episode of Fringe ever.

slaneofthought:

MIRROR MYSTERY- Can you figure out the mystery movie mirrored in this photo I took with my laptop because my I can’t find my iPhone??? (HINT: This is the 4th time I’m watching it this month.) 

¡¿¡ʇɐɔ buıʞןɐʇ ɐ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

If you eliminate 30+ minutes where characters are JUST WALKING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER you could pass A Talking Cat!?! off as the worst episode of Fringe ever.

Mar 15

cracked:


5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions

#2. Daryl Hall Is a Warlock
Remember when your crazy evangelical mom threw all of your albums into a bonfire because they were “the devil’s music”? Was there any Hall & Oates up in there? No? You still had that copy of Private Eyes collecting dust on the shelf? That’s probably because Daryl Hall’s black magic wanted it that way.

Read More

Hey guys, my friend Jake wrote this. Please read it, or at least click on the link and pretend you did.

cracked:

5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions

#2. Daryl Hall Is a Warlock

Remember when your crazy evangelical mom threw all of your albums into a bonfire because they were “the devil’s music”? Was there any Hall & Oates up in there? No? You still had that copy of Private Eyes collecting dust on the shelf? That’s probably because Daryl Hall’s black magic wanted it that way.

Read More

Hey guys, my friend Jake wrote this. Please read it, or at least click on the link and pretend you did.

Jan 29

welcometothisblogbitch:

mikescollins:

emmyblotnick:

NIKKI & SARA LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT ON MTV! Holy moly.
I’ve been writing for this show with some ridiculously funny people and I’m way too excited for its debut. Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer are amazing comedians, the first guest is Ke$ha and we’re live in the TRL studio in Times Square. So many things about this show just make me goop my pants each and every day, so please, WATCH! 11PM, MTV. Eeeee!!!

This is exciting and there are awesome people involved in this show.

Watch our show and see why Emmy goops her pants

Hey my stupid friend Chase is a writer for this show so watch it and let’s hope it goes well and that it’s a show that changes all our lives that way when I’m like 80 I can tell my grandkids “You know my friend Chase changed my life,” and they’ll say “How, King Grandpa?” (that’s what they’ll call me) and I’ll say “He wrote for this really good show” and they’ll just kind of sit there for a while but deep down they’ll get it. Someday they’ll understand old King Grandpa.

welcometothisblogbitch:

mikescollins:

emmyblotnick:

NIKKI & SARA LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT ON MTV! Holy moly.

I’ve been writing for this show with some ridiculously funny people and I’m way too excited for its debut. Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer are amazing comedians, the first guest is Ke$ha and we’re live in the TRL studio in Times Square. So many things about this show just make me goop my pants each and every day, so please, WATCH! 11PM, MTV. Eeeee!!!

This is exciting and there are awesome people involved in this show.

Watch our show and see why Emmy goops her pants

Hey my stupid friend Chase is a writer for this show so watch it and let’s hope it goes well and that it’s a show that changes all our lives that way when I’m like 80 I can tell my grandkids “You know my friend Chase changed my life,” and they’ll say “How, King Grandpa?” (that’s what they’ll call me) and I’ll say “He wrote for this really good show” and they’ll just kind of sit there for a while but deep down they’ll get it. Someday they’ll understand old King Grandpa.