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Thu Nov 5

A YouTube search for “Kitten Mittens” led me to this video.  It appears that two old, overweight lesbians have taken to calling themselves “Kitten Mittens” whenever they play Rock Band together (which for some reason occurs in what appears to be a padded room of their own design).  They play Rock Band about as well as you would imagine two old, overweight lesbians would play it.

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paulscheer:

A compilation of characters saying the titles of the movies they are in.

Via the always fantastic videogum

They missed a huge opportunity to include all three Lord of the Rings movies in this.  Saruman says “The Two Towers” and Gandalf says “The Return of the King”.

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kborin: adamhrabik: My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game. It just keeps getting worse You cannot imagine my disappointment.

kborin:

adamhrabik:

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

It just keeps getting worse

You cannot imagine my disappointment.

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My Current Timekiller: Scanning the Facebook pages of people I went to high school with to see how many have children already.

Answer: a lot

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My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

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paulscheer: thatisawesome: iammattjordan:andyriesmeyer:caylamarie:(via lepanopticon) Today was the day time travel was invited.  Long live Doc Brown. Remember, remember, the 5th of November When time and space laws were proved naught

paulscheer:

thatisawesome:

iammattjordan:andyriesmeyer:caylamarie:(via lepanopticon)

Today was the day time travel was invited.  Long live Doc Brown.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November

When time and space laws were proved naught

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kborin:

Favorite. Sleepy. Puppy. Ever.

Why would a puppy fight to stay awake?  It’s not trying to finish a paper last minute, or working the graveyard shift at a gas station, or behind the wheel of a car.

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patrickcassels:

CollegeHumor’s crack video team found this “oddly satisfying,” 6-minute video of people silently doing completely random things with household items. If the measuring cups being thrown at sheet metal don’t grab you, the shaving cream on welding mask will.

This is bar-none the most artistic thing I have ever witnessed.  Suck it, Radiohead.

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Wed Nov 4

Dumbest movie concept ever:

kborin:

Let’s have the two main characters communicate via letter and fall in love. But wait! Let’s have them communicate from two separate times! They can live in the same house at different times, and magically send letters through time using the crazy mailbox!

Is this something I made up? No. This is “The Lakehouse” with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.

Why am I watching this?

Is the mailbox really magic?  I always assumed (without having seen the movie) that whichever of them was in the past just put letters in a regular mailbox and the person in the future just happened to get them…I don’t know how that would work in a romantic manner…or how the future person would respond to the letters…but at least my plot line doesn’t involve magic.

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