OH NO! TWO QUESTIONS, BUT ONLY ONE SPACE FOR AN ANSWER! WHAT DO I DO? I’M SO LOST! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!
These two are my besties. I feel like I can tell them anything. Like how FAT they are.
I should have followed Nick Kroll a long time ago.
Paul O.: If you walked in out of the rain into a theater and saw this movie--
Louis CK: If it was raining AIDS, I'd go back out and open my mouth, and look up at it like a turkey and drown in AIDS rain.
I’m not a huge fan of Opie and Anthony, but I am a huge fan of Louis CK, who makes frequent appearances on their show, including this one, where he rips the shit out of a very hack indie film director. As proof of the size of Louis CK’s balls, he slams the director (Paul O.) right to his face, as he is also in the studio. If you’re also a huge Louis CK fan, and you have 70-ish minutes to spare, you should probably listen to this.
A funny thing happened on the way to Taco Bell.
So I got pulled over last night for running a red light (technically; I didn’t “stop” enough before turning right at a red light), and the cop came up to my window and basically told me right away that I wasn’t getting a ticket (his exact words were, “We’ll have you out of here in just a second.”) He took my license, registration and insurance, and five minutes later handed them back to me and said “Drive safe.” He didn’t even give me a warning.
Has anyone else had this happen to them, where a cop pulls you over for, seemingly, no reason?
Lights Out: Will Smith, Wyclef Jean, Toby Keith (??), and Natasha Bedingfield (double ??) freestylin’ it up at Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize afterparty in Oslo.
I feel like this clip should be accompanied by that foreboding Outer Limits title sequence, because there is no possible way this is taking place in my dimension.
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Toby Keith is surprisingly not uncool. He’s a lifelong Democrat who smokes more than his share of pot and pals around with the likes of Willie Nelson and Stephen Colbert.
That said, I’m still not sure what all that “boot in yer ass” shit was about.
Also, THIS.
Dexter and Californication had two of the most depressing season finales I've ever seen last night.
Now I’m all bummed out.
An unfortunate consequence of being tall
With some ties, getting the correct length to knot size ratio is impossible. To get the length right, I end up with a tiny ass knot and the tail doesn’t reach the loop on the back side.To get a good knot, I end up looking like a Capone-era ganster.
Holy crap I have this same problem. I love being tall and all, but seriously.
But I do think they make ties specifically for this problem, though
The work issue navy tie at my last job was the worst. In order to get a full respectable looking windsor I had to make it where the back end of the tie was like 3 inches long. I usually just ended up tucking it in between the buttons of my shirt so I didn’t look like an extra in the 3 Stooges.
And whats the deal with dress shirts? To get the proper length they have to be cartoonishly wide ( at least that’s my experience)
I have the same problem, Klenk, especially since button-down shirts comprise about half my wardrobe.
