Wha?

Is Gorman a jew?  He sure looks like one.  I think he’s a closeted Jew.

He’s the most closeted Jew I’ve seen since Anne Frank.  *rimshot*

hey man, wanna suck my dick?

pics first

You are a man!  You have a giant penis!  On OPPOSITE DAY! …NOT!

So I DO have a giant penis…EXCEPT on Opposite day…that sounds right.

Whats it like to be a bitch?

*cries*

I was wrong.

The minimal self-esteem boost is awesome, let’s not lie about it! 
Are you still pursuing stand-up comedy?

Very much so.  I actually just signed up for a local(-ish) comedy festival competition this spring, and I’m planning on moving out to Denver to pursue standup after I graduate (hopefully next December).

How big is your vagina? By volume.

Three pints.  Is that a lot?

At least that’s what I have discovered.

I made one of those GraphJam things.  This one is based on personal experience.

Clint Mansell - Lux Aeterna (Requiem for a Dream soundtrack)

The thing I think I like most about ESPN is their in-depth reporting.