Oh, so the only reason you didn’t fight in Iraq is because there were no military recruiters present during a random politician’s Q&A session. ”OH I WOULD LOVE TO SERVE IN THE WAR BUT WHO WILL GET ME THERE ANYBODY HERE RIGHT NOW NO OKAY NEVERMIND FROWNYFACE.” There are recruitment offices fucking everywhere, you asshole, it’s not like you’re in Military Hollywood just waiting to be discovered. Goddammit. College Republicans are the worst people. I’m drunk. But still, they absolutely are.
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Oh, so the only reason you didn’t fight in Iraq is because there were no military recruiters present during a random politician’s Q&A session. ”OH I WOULD LOVE TO SERVE IN THE WAR BUT WHO WILL GET ME THERE ANYBODY HERE RIGHT NOW NO OKAY NEVERMIND FROWNYFACE.” There are recruitment offices fucking everywhere, you asshole, it’s not like you’re in Military Hollywood just waiting to be discovered. Goddammit. College Republicans are the worst people. I’m drunk. But still, they absolutely are.

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  1. leeleeleelee said: find out his email and send it to every military branch for info about enlisting
  2. wordistry said: YUP
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