Sans Latin
I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.

-Terrelle Pryor

He’s right, just this week I killed three people and stole a Jeep.

(via mattgorman)

If I had a dollar for every pedestrian I ran down with my car, I could probably give them proper funerals.

(via leeleeleelee)

With that math, a proper funeral costs $1.

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