I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.
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He’s right, just this week I killed three people and stole a Jeep. (via mattgorman) If I had a dollar for every pedestrian I ran down with my car, I could probably give them proper funerals. (via leeleeleelee) With that math, a proper funeral costs $1. |
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