What would happen if you tattoo a penis onto a penis?
I think the world would end
Every boner becomes a double-boner, rendering your manhood a sexual weapon womankind has never seen. Every lady fortunate enough to have your lance-like cock penetrate her would feel her vaginal walls quake with your mighty thrusts. Her screams would echo through the streets as you plow deep within her loins, until you explode deep inside her, four hours later, ushering forth enough semen to impregnate her a thousand times over, each of those thousand children bearing a destructive lover’s mast equal to the awesomeness of your own, and they will each bear a thousand children with a thousand different women, until your descendants become the masters of this universe.
And she would totally tell her friends. Bone city.
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I recomend any hospital in the Loma Linda area of California. Chances are it’s Seventh-Day Adventist, so if they take a...
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There’s still no place else I’d want to have serious surgery, dick photography and all.
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While on the Google for a picture of a penis with a penis tattoo (sidenote: don’t do it), I found this, which is a story...
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Every boner becomes a double-boner, rendering your manhood a sexual weapon womankind has never seen. Every lady...
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