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fittythebone:

jheath:

leeleeleelee:

I was at a research group yesterday afternoon that is at the top floor of the old bank one building in downtown Dallas.  I was just giving my little talk and asking about some studies they’re helping us get.  Well, no more than a block away, apparently a 19 year old terrorist parked a Ford Explorer filled what he thought was high grade explosives (undercover FBI agent sold him fakes).  You’d think someone would have told me about this and I wouldn’t have to find out from dallasnews.com.

Next time I’m in the top 2 floors of a 60 story building and a terrorist is trying to attack downtown Dallas, give me a text message or something.  Thank God for the FBI.

The FBI is really getting shit done this week. They stopped the same thing in Illinois.

but not in Portland, OR….

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The nice thing about living in Omaha is I know we’ll won’t be attacked until all the major important cities are completely destroyed.

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