I'm Adam. I do comedy. I cook pizzas. I am God.
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Hey guys, you know how you were looking for the worst? WELL I FOUND HIM YOU CAN STOP LOOKING NOW.
I hate it when people are overly concerned with other people’s dicks. "It’s 3PM, do you know where your neighbor’s dick...
"Perhaps God orchestrated that play to give me a platform for what I’m doing here today: To urge political leaders all...