Sans Latin

Mom arrested after casino visit

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:08:18 -0600

Five counts of child endangerment. Children aged 1-8. She’s 25. Do the math.

Assuming one count per child (this might be obvious, I don’t know how all that legal stuff works), 9 months of pregnancy times five children = 45 months of gestation, meaning she has spent almost four of the last eight years in some stage of pregnancy.

HOLY FUCK no one told me Patton Oswalt was on Community last night!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:20:00 -0600

Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:09:51 -0600

Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence, AIDS.

"What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butthole?"

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:46:00 -0600

“What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butthole?”

- Ron Swanson

Jon Stewart does a near-perfect Glenn Beck impression.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:39:19 -0600

Jon Stewart does a near-perfect Glenn Beck impression.

DickTowel.com

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:45:09 -0600

DickTowel.com:

Always Sunny wins again.

Every Thursday around this time...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:32:25 -0600

mattgorman:

I realize I have no idea what channel FX is on my TV.

Kitten Mittons. The comfortable, elegant mittons—for cats!

Sometimes SMBC makes me laugh out loud, no matter where I am or...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:12 -0600

Sometimes SMBC makes me laugh out loud, no matter where I am or how many studious people who demand a quiet, uninterrupted environment are surrounding me.

I'm starting to think The Office writers just don't know what to do with Pam anymore.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:33:51 -0600

not-ean:

welcometothisblogbitch:

They’ve turned her into the whiniest, most insufferably cunty person on the show, and tonight she even admitted it.

she should commit a sudden suicide just like Dr. Kumar in House. She better leave the show before everybody starts to hate her.

Or she dies giving birth to their baby.

Holy shit, that’s morbid. Never mind.

not-ean: mejoe: so-me: thatryguy: therivanqueen: tumblingnoo...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:09:56 -0600

not-ean:

mejoe:

so-me:

thatryguy:

therivanqueen:

tumblingnoodle:

humanwarmth:

saysomethingclever:

closingwallsandtickingclocks:

iwalktheline:

jessicachu:

(via kreachar)

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BY HARPER LEE

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

stargirl by jerry spinelli <3

dolores claiborne by stephen king.

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Number the Stars by Lois Lowry

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Kushiel’s Dart ~ Jacquelyn Carey

My side of the mountain- Jean Craighead George

props to Dolores Claiborne, mine was Infinite Jest

The Catcher in The Rye - J.D. Salinger

1984 by George Orwell (also, and in an equally significant but entirely different way, America the Book by Jon Stewart)

A YouTube search for “Kitten Mittens” led me to this...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:07 -0600

A YouTube search for “Kitten Mittens” led me to this video. It appears that two old, overweight lesbians have taken to calling themselves “Kitten Mittens” whenever they play Rock Band together (which for some reason occurs in what appears to be a padded room of their own design). They play Rock Band about as well as you would imagine two old, overweight lesbians would play it.

paulscheer: A compilation of characters saying the titles of...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:35:16 -0600

paulscheer:

A compilation of characters saying the titles of the movies they are in.

Via the always fantastic videogum

They missed a huge opportunity to include all three Lord of the Rings movies in this. Saruman says “The Two Towers” and Gandalf says “The Return of the King”.

kborin: adamhrabik: My friend fails at the Always Sunny...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:08:03 -0600

kborin:

adamhrabik:

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

It just keeps getting worse

You cannot imagine my disappointment.

My Current Timekiller: Scanning the Facebook pages of people I went to high school with to see how many have children already.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:04:56 -0600

Answer: a lot

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:29:38 -0600

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

paulscheer: thatisawesome: iammattjordan:andyriesmeyer:caylamar...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:27:15 -0600

paulscheer:

thatisawesome:

iammattjordan:andyriesmeyer:caylamarie:(via lepanopticon)

Today was the day time travel was invited. Long live Doc Brown.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November

When time and space laws were proved naught

kborin: Favorite. Sleepy. Puppy. Ever. Why would a puppy fight...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:34:58 -0600

kborin:

Favorite. Sleepy. Puppy. Ever.

Why would a puppy fight to stay awake? It’s not trying to finish a paper last minute, or working the graveyard shift at a gas station, or behind the wheel of a car.

patrickcassels: CollegeHumor’s crack video team found this...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:40:19 -0600

patrickcassels:

CollegeHumor’s crack video team found this “oddly satisfying,” 6-minute video of people silently doing completely random things with household items. If the measuring cups being thrown at sheet metal don’t grab you, the shaving cream on welding mask will.

This is bar-none the most artistic thing I have ever witnessed. Suck it, Radiohead.

Dumbest movie concept ever:

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:42:08 -0600

kborin:

Let’s have the two main characters communicate via letter and fall in love. But wait! Let’s have them communicate from two separate times! They can live in the same house at different times, and magically send letters through time using the crazy mailbox!

Is this something I made up? No. This is “The Lakehouse” with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.

Why am I watching this?

Is the mailbox really magic? I always assumed (without having seen the movie) that whichever of them was in the past just put letters in a regular mailbox and the person in the future just happened to get them…I don’t know how that would work in a romantic manner…or how the future person would respond to the letters…but at least my plot line doesn’t involve magic.

Photo

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:41:42 -0600